OK, so this is our luxury accommodation in the outskirts of Port Moresby, ugliest and most dangerous city in the South Pacific, for our last night in PNG:

Contents:

• One bed, double, with sheet (I’ll give it a 5 out of 10 on the cleanness scale)
• One bed, single (cleanliness of sheets unexamined)
• One 1970s era TV
• One desk, chair and shelving unit. All old and frail, none matching
• One A/C unit, sporadically functioning
• One cockroach (soon to be ex-cockroach once it met its fate in the shape of James’ boot)
• Shared bathroom facilities

So – what price this room? Answers through the comment facility, winner gets a FREE NIGHT at this luxurious establishment*.

By the way, the price we’d been quoted was rather less (some confusion as to whether 2 people could fit into a single room…..). That’s the price we paid – so we left PNG with a rather real threat of police action descending on us. My father would be proud 😉

* You’re paying your own airfares though. Cheapskates.